Olivia: I am not tall!!! I am teeny!!!
Tag: silly
Oops… Mashed Potatoes
Nate: oops! Mom some of it got in here.
Mom: What got into where?
Nate: Mashed potatoes got into my pajamas.
Chess
Bug: WAIT?! Dad has a chess trophy? I didn’t realize he was cooler than cool!
The Missing E
Bug: Why does everyone forget to put this “e” in my name.
Dad: They do not put it in your name because you told them you where Madeline not Madeleine and Madeline is spelled without the middle “e”
Bug: *slowly crosses out “e”* gotcha, makes sense.
Noses
Nate: Hey Dad! Your nose is upside down.
The Circus
Bug: Mommy said she was going to sell me to the circus… It was not really a funny joke. I did not laugh at that.
Thanks for the house.
Bug: Thanks for buying us a warm house dad. We really like it.
Just a Bandaid
Dad: Bug, what’s wrong?
Bug: I don’t know dad I prolly need a bandaid.
Dad: You think a bandaid will fix it?
Bug: I don’t know dad I’m not a doctor.
Bug: I don’t know dad I prolly need a bandaid.
Dad: You think a bandaid will fix it?
Bug: I don’t know dad I’m not a doctor.