Sleeping Issues

Dad: Nate, are you alright? You fell out of your bed.

Nate: I did not fall! My bed moved when I was asleep!

New Sister

Nate: Give the baby it’s juice. She is getting loud.

Nate: Help I cannot get my head out

Dad: Nate, what should we do today.

Nate: We should just eat things.

Bug: Grandpa, Did you know that Nate can say “Jesus” and “God”?

Bug: I don’t know where the hell he learned that.

Nate: Hey Dad! Your nose is upside down.

Mom: Nate, do you want to smash things with a hammer.

Nate: Yes, please.

*Nate bursts into the bathroom while I was in their*

Nate: Sorry dude!

I came out of the bathroom from getting ready this morning to find Nate on the counter eating peanut butter with a spatula and raisins.

Mom: Dude, what are you doing?

Nate: Dude, I eating!

Dad: *singing*

Nate: …stop…