Mom: You can make a bowl of spaghetti.
Dad: I don’t think that would hold soup very well.
Tag: mommy
It’s not a vacuum
Mom had to backout and straighten the car while parking.
Bug: Mom stop! It’s not a vacuum!
Bug: Mom stop! It’s not a vacuum!
My face!
Bug: *Screams* Mama, my face!
Mom: What did you do bug?
Bug: …I ran into the wall
Mom: What did you do bug?
Bug: …I ran into the wall
Mac & Cheese
Mom: Whoever decided to take addictive crack and label it as mac and cheese is cruel.