Barbecue Sauce

Bug: Barbecue sauce really gets Nate’s wheels going huh?

Oatmeal

Bug: Uuuugh! What even is the point of oatmeal?!

Nate: Stand up so I can “pew” you with this gun.

Bug: Mommy can I get my ring now
Mom: What ring baby?
Bug: My wedding ring, I really want one. I want to love someone so much I marry them.

Bug: *Screams* Mama, my face!

Mom: What did you do bug?

Bug: …I ran into the wall