Ear Wax

Livi: why does my earwax taste sour?

Hand Foods

Livi: Sometimes I forget where my hand food is.

Olivia: It’s so weird how you only have one finger.

Dad: I don’t I have all my fingers.

Olivia: I know right.

Olivia: Shut your yap holes.

Olivia: I am not tall!!! I am teeny!!!

Olivia: I want ‘ogurt mom!

Mom: You mean sour cream on your potato?

Olivia: NO! ‘ogurt here!

Mom: You don’t have to eat a potato but I am not putting yogurt in your shoe…

Miriam: Daddy, why do you call me Honey?

Dad: I call you that like a nickname, do you like it?

Miriam: No.

Me: Do you want me to call you something else?

Miriam: Call me Bond.

Bug: Why does everyone forget to put this “e” in my name.

Dad: They do not put it in your name because you told them you where Madeline not Madeleine and Madeline is spelled without the middle “e”

Bug: *slowly crosses out “e”* gotcha, makes sense.

Nate: I wear my shoe socks like Grandpa ‘Wayne’ does.

Mom: Nate! Stop biting butts. We talked about this.