Tag: funny

Crisbee

~ Blake Sutton

Dad: Hey bug what did you do today?

Bug: I ate crisbee and played crisbee

Dad: What is a crisbee?

Bug: They are like sticky… and like square…

Dad: Oh, a rice crispy! But why did you play with it?

Bug: No dad, the crisbee to play with is round.

Dad: Oh! So you played with a frisbee and ate rice crispier!

Tree Removal

~ Blake Sutton
Dad: Bug, want to come with me to get something to remove the tree stumps.
Bug: YEAH!!!!! lets get something to like yank em out or like how about something to fire them. Lets fire all of the stumps and then the trees and the house and how about we just fire everything and then there wont be any more stumps.