Dad: *singing*
Nate: …stop…
Tag: funny
Eggs and Pizza
Dad: Nate, No! We don’t store our pizza in eggs!
Broccoli
Bug: Yuck, that tastes like broccoli! *literally eating broccoli*
Chili
Dad: Nate, you cannot suck up chilli with a straw…
Fried Eggs
According to Bug, eggs over easy are “runny eggs in a blanket” and sunny side up are “runny eggs no blanket”
Castles
Dad: Hey bug, can you build me a castle?
Bug: I would but you didn’t get me the proper tools.
Why Taylor Swift is Popular
Bug: That’s it, I know why Taylor Swift is popular!
Dad: Why is that?
Bug: She has Poppy and Elsa sing all of her songs for her!
High Fives
Bug: I just found out I can give myself high fives.
My Own Phone
Bug: You know what I’m gonna do… who I’m gonna call?
Dad: Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters?
Bug: Dad, I don’t have my own phone so I don’t know who I am going to call when I am old enough to have a phone but I don’t know ghostbusters so someone else.
Butt I Cannot Sleep
*upon hearing a noise at nearly 1 am I get out of bed to check on it*
Dad: Bug, what are you doing up at this hour?
Bug: My butt told me not to sleep.