Oatmeal

Bug: Uuuugh! What even is the point of oatmeal?!

Pew Pew

Nate: Stand up so I can “pew” you with this gun.

Jen: Would you like to make a plate?

Blake: No, I am not a potter.

Dad: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Bug: A mom.

Dad: Do you want a job like I have too or just being a mom?

Bug: Just a mom.

Dad: Well you better marry rich.

Bug: Okay, who is Rich?

Nate: Help I cannot get my head out

Dad: Nate, what should we do today.

Nate: We should just eat things.

*walking out of the store*

Bug: I had a good power nap.

Bug: You can’t be an engineer, you don’t build things. The only thing you make is beer.

Bug: Grandpa, Did you know that Nate can say “Jesus” and “God”?

Bug: I don’t know where the hell he learned that.

Nate: Hey Dad! Your nose is upside down.