Bug: WAIT?! Dad has a chess trophy? I didn’t realize he was cooler than cool!
Tag: funny
Cooking
Dad: What is the number one rule of cooking?
Nate: Don’t touch anything ever.
Bug: Try not to stab other people?
Letters and Pictures
Nate: Ummm… why are you drawing butts on Madeleines cards?
Dad: What are you talking about? They are words.
Nate: Nope, that’s a butt.
The Missing E
Bug: Why does everyone forget to put this “e” in my name.
Dad: They do not put it in your name because you told them you where Madeline not Madeleine and Madeline is spelled without the middle “e”
Bug: *slowly crosses out “e”* gotcha, makes sense.
Chili
Bug: Why does this have so many beans????
Dad: Ummmm, it’s chili. That’s what it is.
Socks
Nate: I wear my shoe socks like Grandpa ‘Wayne’ does.
Butts
Mom: Nate! Stop biting butts. We talked about this.
Accuracy
After calling us in because she thought she threw up. Sitting up on her top bunk.
Bug: Just put the bucket on the floor and I’ll aim for it next time.
Shower Time
While taking a shower.
Bug: I must touch the water again! I need it!
Crushed
Nate: Help, I have been crushed.