Yogurt Shoes

Olivia: I want ‘ogurt mom!

Mom: You mean sour cream on your potato?

Olivia: NO! ‘ogurt here!

Mom: You don’t have to eat a potato but I am not putting yogurt in your shoe…

Headbands

Mom: Take that off your head. We do not play with food.

Nate: I cannot take it off it is my green headband.

Bug: Uuuugh! What even is the point of oatmeal?!

Dad: Nate, what should we do today.

Nate: We should just eat things.

I came out of the bathroom from getting ready this morning to find Nate on the counter eating peanut butter with a spatula and raisins.

Mom: Dude, what are you doing?

Nate: Dude, I eating!

Dad: Nate, No! We don’t store our pizza in eggs!

Bug: Yuck, that tastes like broccoli! *literally eating broccoli*

Dad: Nate, you cannot suck up chilli with a straw…

Bug: Momma! momma! Don’t burn my cheese cakes!

Mom: Do you mean your grilled cheese?Bug: Oh yeah!

Mom: What do you want for lunch bug?

Bug: I no lunch. I don’t have the hungries.