Fingers

Olivia: It’s so weird how you only have one finger.

Dad: I don’t I have all my fingers.

Olivia: I know right.

Oops… Mashed Potatoes

Nate: oops! Mom some of it got in here.

Mom: What got into where?

Nate: Mashed potatoes got into my pajamas.

Miriam: Daddy, why do you call me Honey?

Dad: I call you that like a nickname, do you like it?

Miriam: No.

Me: Do you want me to call you something else?

Miriam: Call me Bond.

Nate: Ummm… why are you drawing butts on Madeleines cards?

Dad: What are you talking about? They are words.

Nate: Nope, that’s a butt.

Mom: Nate, do you want to smash things with a hammer.

Nate: Yes, please.

Bug: Maybe we can both be grumpy wizards Dad.

Dad: Bug, if you had a baby brother what would you name him?

Bug: Nothing! Lets not do that. I don’t want more brothers!

Bug: Mom you got some hopscotch on your pants.

Mom: You mean chalk?

Mom: Bug what do you want to make daddy for Christmas?

Bug: A car game, dad loves car games.