Mom: You can make a bowl of spaghetti.
Dad: I don’t think that would hold soup very well.
Tag: daddy
My Own Phone
Bug: You know what I’m gonna do… who I’m gonna call?
Dad: Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters?
Bug: Dad, I don’t have my own phone so I don’t know who I am going to call when I am old enough to have a phone but I don’t know ghostbusters so someone else.
Just a Bandaid
Dad: Bug, what’s wrong?
Bug: I don’t know dad I prolly need a bandaid.
Dad: You think a bandaid will fix it?
Bug: I don’t know dad I’m not a doctor.
Bug: I don’t know dad I prolly need a bandaid.
Dad: You think a bandaid will fix it?
Bug: I don’t know dad I’m not a doctor.
Coming home
Bug: Oh hi dad! I am so glad you came home for me. You are the best daddy.
The ceiling.
Bug: Daddy look.
Dad: What?
Bug: The whole room is up. The whole room is a ceiling.
Dad: What?
Bug: The whole room is up. The whole room is a ceiling.