Bug: You can’t be an engineer, you don’t build things. The only thing you make is beer.
Tag: Dad
Butt I Cannot Sleep
*upon hearing a noise at nearly 1 am I get out of bed to check on it*
Dad: Bug, what are you doing up at this hour?
Bug: My butt told me not to sleep.
Apples
Dad: Bug, stop getting feet in your apples.