My baby is hungry

Bug: My baby is grumpy!
Bug: She has the hungers.
Bug: She probably needs a boob or something.

The Suttons

Bug: I have a cramma D. Sutton, a cramma Sutton, a crampa Sutton and mommy and daddy Sutton. These are my Suttons!

Dad: Bug, you cannot live in the trees

Bug:

Bug (after months of fruitless potty training): Look dad, I made a little poopy!

Bug: Oh hi dad! I am so glad you came home for me. You are the best daddy.

Bug: Dad, how about you don’t work and we just snuggle for like 4 hours?

Mom: Bug, what are you doing?

Bug: …uh, sending email

Mom: What do you want for lunch bug?

Bug: I no lunch. I don’t have the hungries.

Bug: *Screams* Mama, my face!

Mom: What did you do bug?

Bug: …I ran into the wall

Dad: Bug, what are your grandma’s names?

Bug: Cramma Chewey and Cramma Daffey