Dad: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Bug: A mom.
Dad: Do you want a job like I have too or just being a mom?
Bug: Just a mom.
Dad: Well you better marry rich.
Bug: Okay, who is Rich?
Dad: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Bug: A mom.
Dad: Do you want a job like I have too or just being a mom?
Bug: Just a mom.
Dad: Well you better marry rich.
Bug: Okay, who is Rich?
*walking out of the store*
Bug: I had a good power nap.
Bug: You can’t be an engineer, you don’t build things. The only thing you make is beer.
Bug: Grandpa, Did you know that Nate can say “Jesus” and “God”?
Bug: I don’t know where the hell he learned that.
Dad: Bug, I love you, you make my life happier.
Bug: Not today I was a total chicken butt.
Bug: Dad, would you ever want to go to jail.
Me: Uhmmm, no! Why would I want that?
Bug: Well, I will be lonely then.
Me: Why are you planning on going to jail?
Bug: Sometimes it’s really hard not to be bad. I just need to know I won’t be lonely in jail.
Me: 😒🤣
Dad: What food should we bring camping?
Bug: Cake!
Dad: We wouldn’t have a stove you can’t cook a cake without a stove.
Bug: We could just bring one of those house trailer things then that sounds more fun.
Bug: …or maybe we could just build a house up there.
Dad: Bug, what’s a female chicken called?
Bug: I am not sure. Are those the ones that get all of the letters mailed.
Bug: I want to be a hotdog flipper one day.
Dad: …
Bug: I can control the system!