Firefighter Pets

Bug: Just so you all know elephants would make good firefighter pets.

Chess

Bug: WAIT?! Dad has a chess trophy? I didn’t realize he was cooler than cool!

Dad: What is the number one rule of cooking?

Nate: Don’t touch anything ever.

Bug: Try not to stab other people?

Bug: Why does everyone forget to put this “e” in my name.

Dad: They do not put it in your name because you told them you where Madeline not Madeleine and Madeline is spelled without the middle “e”

Bug: *slowly crosses out “e”* gotcha, makes sense.

Bug: Why does this have so many beans????

Dad: Ummmm, it’s chili. That’s what it is.

After calling us in because she thought she threw up. Sitting up on her top bunk.

Bug: Just put the bucket on the floor and I’ll aim for it next time.

While taking a shower.

Bug: I must touch the water again! I need it!

Bug: Barbecue sauce really gets Nate’s wheels going huh?

Bug: Who even put these walls here. Why do we need them *after running into a wall*

Bug: Why is the letter P not allowed in Costco?