Not according to plans

Nate asked Jenna for a kiss on the cheek and she did not here him so he said this as he walked away.

Nate: Well, that did not work out. It did not work out at all.

Toothpaste: Destroyed

Things Nate has destroyed:

Dad: Nate, are you alright? You fell out of your bed.

Nate: I did not fall! My bed moved when I was asleep!

Bug: if there is a man in the moon does that mean there is a women in the sun?

Bug: Who even put these walls here. Why do we need them *after running into a wall*

Bug: Why is the letter P not allowed in Costco?

Nate: Give the baby it’s juice. She is getting loud.

Bug: Uuuugh! What even is the point of oatmeal?!

Nate: Stand up so I can “pew” you with this gun.

Nate: Why is it soggy?