Livi: if you keep this up I will be telling your mother.
Dad: go ahead!
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Catbird
Livi: Cooper is sitting on a towel. I think he is trying to lay an egg.
Dad: Ummm cooper is a cat…
Pew Pew
Nate: Stand up so I can “pew” you with this gun.
Fish
Nate: Why is it soggy?
Crisbee
Dad: Hey bug what did you do today?
Bug: I ate crisbee and played crisbee
Dad: What is a crisbee?
Bug: They are like sticky… and like square…
Dad: Oh, a rice crispy! But why did you play with it?
Bug: No dad, the crisbee to play with is round.
Dad: Oh! So you played with a frisbee and ate rice crispier!
Noooo
Nate: NOOOOOO!
Nate: Nooooo no no no noooooooo.
Mom: Can you say anything besides no?
Nate: …Ball?
New Words
Bug: Don’t anterize me dad.
Dad: Ummm do you mean antagonize?
Bug: See! You’re doing it again!
Wedding Rings
Bug: Mommy can I get my ring now
Mom: What ring baby?
Bug: My wedding ring, I really want one. I want to love someone so much I marry them.
Eyebrows
Bug: Gramma, what are these?
Grandma Sutton: Those are your eyebrows.
Bug: Look you have eyebrows. I don’t think Nate has eyebrows.
Grandma Sutton: He has them; they are small and pale.
Bug: Mom? Do you have eyebrows?
Grandma Sutton: Those are your eyebrows.
Bug: Look you have eyebrows. I don’t think Nate has eyebrows.
Grandma Sutton: He has them; they are small and pale.
Bug: Mom? Do you have eyebrows?
Coinsidence
Getting out of the car…
Mom: Ready Freddy!
Bug: I’m not Freddy, I’m Madeleine!
Mom: What a coinsidence I have a little girl named Madeleine.
Bug: I’m not a coinsidence, I’m that Madeleine!
Bug: I’m not Freddy, I’m Madeleine!
Mom: What a coinsidence I have a little girl named Madeleine.
Bug: I’m not a coinsidence, I’m that Madeleine!