Starting over

Bug: Mom, I think Nate just started over on his nap.

Cheesecake

Bug: Momma! momma! Don’t burn my cheese cakes!

Mom: Do you mean your grilled cheese?Bug: Oh yeah!

Bug: Mom you got some hopscotch on your pants.

Mom: You mean chalk?

Mom: Bug, aren’t your eyes tired?

Bug: No they just have water in them cause I had to cry.

Bug: Mommy said she was going to sell me to the circus… It was not really a funny joke. I did not laugh at that.

After taping here puzzle piece.

Bug: Wow mom, you can fix anything!

Bug: The spider scared mommy out of the crap and she went ahhhhhhh!

Bug: Mommy can I get my ring now
Mom: What ring baby?
Bug: My wedding ring, I really want one. I want to love someone so much I marry them.

Bug: I want to wear my frozen shoes.

Mom: no we have to wear our tennis shoes today

Bug: but I don’t like those crack shoes I want to be pretty

Mom had to backout and straighten the car while parking.

Bug: Mom stop! It’s not a vacuum!