Yogurt Shoes

Olivia: I want ‘ogurt mom!

Mom: You mean sour cream on your potato?

Olivia: NO! ‘ogurt here!

Mom: You don’t have to eat a potato but I am not putting yogurt in your shoe…

Butts

Mom: Nate! Stop biting butts. We talked about this.

Mom: Take that off your head. We do not play with food.

Nate: I cannot take it off it is my green headband.

After calling us in because she thought she threw up. Sitting up on her top bunk.

Bug: Just put the bucket on the floor and I’ll aim for it next time.

Mom: You can make a bowl of spaghetti.

Dad: I don’t think that would hold soup very well.

Bug: Uuuugh! What even is the point of oatmeal?!

Jen: Would you like to make a plate?

Blake: No, I am not a potter.

I came out of the bathroom from getting ready this morning to find Nate on the counter eating peanut butter with a spatula and raisins.

Mom: Dude, what are you doing?

Nate: Dude, I eating!

Bug: Mommy, can I turn on the air conditioner? I’m melting.

Bug: Yuck, that tastes like broccoli! *literally eating broccoli*