I eating

I came out of the bathroom from getting ready this morning to find Nate on the counter eating peanut butter with a spatula and raisins.

Mom: Dude, what are you doing?

Nate: Dude, I eating!

Melting

Bug: Mommy, can I turn on the air conditioner? I’m melting.

Dad: *singing*

Nate: …stop…

Dad: Nate, No! We don’t store our pizza in eggs!

Bug: Yuck, that tastes like broccoli! *literally eating broccoli*

Bug: Mom, I think Nate just started over on his nap.

Dad: Nate, you cannot suck up chilli with a straw…

‪According to Bug, eggs over easy are “runny eggs in a blanket” and sunny side up are “runny eggs no blanket”

Dad: Hey bug, can you build me a castle?

Bug: I would but you didn’t get me the proper tools.

Bug: That’s it, I know why Taylor Swift is popular!

Dad: Why is that?

Bug: She has Poppy and Elsa sing all of her songs for her!