Bug: Who even put these walls here. Why do we need them *after running into a wall*
Category: Kids
P is for Parking
Bug: Why is the letter P not allowed in Costco?
New Sister
Nate: Give the baby it’s juice. She is getting loud.
Oatmeal
Bug: Uuuugh! What even is the point of oatmeal?!
Pew Pew
Nate: Stand up so I can “pew” you with this gun.
Rich
Dad: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Bug: A mom.
Dad: Do you want a job like I have too or just being a mom?
Bug: Just a mom.
Dad: Well you better marry rich.
Bug: Okay, who is Rich?
Stuck
Nate: Help I cannot get my head out
Food
Dad: Nate, what should we do today.
Nate: We should just eat things.
Power Nap
*walking out of the store*
Bug: I had a good power nap.
Engineers
Bug: You can’t be an engineer, you don’t build things. The only thing you make is beer.