Shower Time

While taking a shower.

Bug: I must touch the water again! I need it!

Crushed

Nate: Help, I have been crushed.

Nate: I cannot just hear you.

Dad: What? Why?

Nate: The nights are to loud!

Dad: Nate, come here. What is going on?

Nate: The nights, they are too loud.

Dad: Is it a ringing noise in your ears?

Nate: No! It’s the nights. They keep just marching!

Dad: Oh! Knights?!?!? Like with swords?

Nate: No, they don’t have swords. Just a castle.

Bug: Barbecue sauce really gets Nate’s wheels going huh?

Radio: “We will qualify people all week and then put them all in a jar. At the end of the week we will shake it up and pick out a winner”

Bug: That’s a weird contest.

Nate: Where do they get a big enough container for all the people?

Nate to Jenna

Nate: There’s marshmallows inside you.

Nate asked Jenna for a kiss on the cheek and she did not here him so he said this as he walked away.

Nate: Well, that did not work out. It did not work out at all.

Things Nate has destroyed:

Dad: Nate, are you alright? You fell out of your bed.

Nate: I did not fall! My bed moved when I was asleep!

Bug: if there is a man in the moon does that mean there is a women in the sun?