Chess

Bug: WAIT?! Dad has a chess trophy? I didn’t realize he was cooler than cool!

Cooking

Dad: What is the number one rule of cooking?

Nate: Don’t touch anything ever.

Bug: Try not to stab other people?

Nate: Ummm… why are you drawing butts on Madeleines cards?

Dad: What are you talking about? They are words.

Nate: Nope, that’s a butt.

Bug: Why does everyone forget to put this “e” in my name.

Dad: They do not put it in your name because you told them you where Madeline not Madeleine and Madeline is spelled without the middle “e”

Bug: *slowly crosses out “e”* gotcha, makes sense.

Bug: Why does this have so many beans????

Dad: Ummmm, it’s chili. That’s what it is.

Nate: I wear my shoe socks like Grandpa ‘Wayne’ does.

Mom: Nate! Stop biting butts. We talked about this.

Bug: You just can’t understand Nate sometimes.

Bug: It’s because he is Irish.

Mom: Take that off your head. We do not play with food.

Nate: I cannot take it off it is my green headband.

After calling us in because she thought she threw up. Sitting up on her top bunk.

Bug: Just put the bucket on the floor and I’ll aim for it next time.