Coming home

Bug: Oh hi dad! I am so glad you came home for me. You are the best daddy.

Snuggle Time

Bug: Dad, how about you don’t work and we just snuggle for like 4 hours?

Mom: Bug, what are you doing?

Bug: …uh, sending email

Mom: What do you want for lunch bug?

Bug: I no lunch. I don’t have the hungries.

Bug: *Screams* Mama, my face!

Mom: What did you do bug?

Bug: …I ran into the wall

Dad: Bug, what are your grandma’s names?

Bug: Cramma Chewey and Cramma Daffey

Izzy: What are you making Bug.

Bug: It’s a snake, be careful or him bit you!

Bug: Thank you daddy that ice pickle was woo-hoo yummy.

Dad: the popsicle?

Bug: Yes, the ice pickle.

Bug: DAAAAAAAAD!! DAAAAAAAAD!!

Dad: What?

Bug: Blow my peas.

Bug: Daddy look.

Dad: What?

Bug: The whole room is up. The whole room is a ceiling.