Mom: Bug what do you want to make daddy for Christmas?
Bug: A car game, dad loves car games.
Bug: A car game, dad loves car games.
Category: Kids
Thanks for the house.
Bug: Thanks for buying us a warm house dad. We really like it.
It’s not a vacuum
Mom had to backout and straighten the car while parking.
Bug: Mom stop! It’s not a vacuum!
Bug: Mom stop! It’s not a vacuum!
Fixing Computers
Bug: *through a cat door into the basement* daaaaaaaaad
Dad: yes dear?
Bug: You need to please fix my computer. Mom says your the only person who can fix it…
Dad: yes dear?
Bug: You need to please fix my computer. Mom says your the only person who can fix it…
Just a Bandaid
Dad: Bug, what’s wrong?
Bug: I don’t know dad I prolly need a bandaid.
Dad: You think a bandaid will fix it?
Bug: I don’t know dad I’m not a doctor.
Bug: I don’t know dad I prolly need a bandaid.
Dad: You think a bandaid will fix it?
Bug: I don’t know dad I’m not a doctor.
Lemons Outside
Bug: OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mom: Whats wrong bug.
Bug: Those people outside popped the lemon!
My baby is hungry
Bug: My baby is grumpy!
Bug: She has the hungers.
Bug: She probably needs a boob or something.
The Suttons
Bug: I have a cramma D. Sutton, a cramma Sutton, a crampa Sutton and mommy and daddy Sutton. These are my Suttons!
The Tree People
Dad: Bug, you cannot live in the trees
Bug:
Bug:
Little poopy
Bug (after months of fruitless potty training): Look dad, I made a little poopy!