Demolition

Mom: Nate, do you want to smash things with a hammer.

Nate: Yes, please.

USPS Chickens

Dad: Bug, what’s a female chicken called?

Bug: I am not sure. Are those the ones that get all of the letters mailed.

Bug: I want to be a hotdog flipper one day.

Dad: …

*Nate bursts into the bathroom while I was in their*

Nate: Sorry dude!

I came out of the bathroom from getting ready this morning to find Nate on the counter eating peanut butter with a spatula and raisins.

Mom: Dude, what are you doing?

Nate: Dude, I eating!

Bug: Mom, I think Nate just started over on his nap.

Dad: Nate, you cannot suck up chilli with a straw…

Bug: The spider scared mommy out of the crap and she went ahhhhhhh!

Bug: My baby is grumpy!
Bug: She has the hungers.
Bug: She probably needs a boob or something.

Bug: I have a cramma D. Sutton, a cramma Sutton, a crampa Sutton and mommy and daddy Sutton. These are my Suttons!