Containers

Radio: “We will qualify people all week and then put them all in a jar. At the end of the week we will shake it up and pick out a winner”

Bug: That’s a weird contest.

Nate: Where do they get a big enough container for all the people?

Marshmallow

Nate to Jenna

Nate: There’s marshmallows inside you.

Nate asked Jenna for a kiss on the cheek and she did not here him so he said this as he walked away.

Nate: Well, that did not work out. It did not work out at all.

Things Nate has destroyed:

Dad: Nate, are you alright? You fell out of your bed.

Nate: I did not fall! My bed moved when I was asleep!

Nate: Stand up so I can “pew” you with this gun.

Nate: Help I cannot get my head out

Dad: Nate, what should we do today.

Nate: We should just eat things.

Bug: Grandpa, Did you know that Nate can say “Jesus” and “God”?

Bug: I don’t know where the hell he learned that.

Nate: Hey Dad! Your nose is upside down.