Dad: Bug, I love you, you make my life happier.
Bug: Not today I was a total chicken butt.
Category: Bug
Jail
Bug: Dad, would you ever want to go to jail.
Me: Uhmmm, no! Why would I want that?
Bug: Well, I will be lonely then.
Me: Why are you planning on going to jail?
Bug: Sometimes it’s really hard not to be bad. I just need to know I won’t be lonely in jail.
Me: 😒🤣
Camping
Dad: What food should we bring camping?
Bug: Cake!
Dad: We wouldn’t have a stove you can’t cook a cake without a stove.
Bug: We could just bring one of those house trailer things then that sounds more fun.
Bug: …or maybe we could just build a house up there.
The system
Bug: I can control the system!
Melting
Bug: Mommy, can I turn on the air conditioner? I’m melting.
Singing
Dad: *singing*
Nate: …stop…
Eggs and Pizza
Dad: Nate, No! We don’t store our pizza in eggs!
Broccoli
Bug: Yuck, that tastes like broccoli! *literally eating broccoli*
Starting over
Bug: Mom, I think Nate just started over on his nap.
Fried Eggs
According to Bug, eggs over easy are “runny eggs in a blanket” and sunny side up are “runny eggs no blanket”