The Moon

Bug: if there is a man in the moon does that mean there is a women in the sun?

Walls

Bug: Who even put these walls here. Why do we need them *after running into a wall*

Bug: Why is the letter P not allowed in Costco?

Nate: Give the baby it’s juice. She is getting loud.

Bug: Uuuugh! What even is the point of oatmeal?!

Nate: Stand up so I can “pew” you with this gun.

Dad: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Bug: A mom.

Dad: Do you want a job like I have too or just being a mom?

Bug: Just a mom.

Dad: Well you better marry rich.

Bug: Okay, who is Rich?

*walking out of the store*

Bug: I had a good power nap.

Bug: You can’t be an engineer, you don’t build things. The only thing you make is beer.

Bug: Grandpa, Did you know that Nate can say “Jesus” and “God”?

Bug: I don’t know where the hell he learned that.