It’s not a vacuum

Mom had to backout and straighten the car while parking.

Bug: Mom stop! It’s not a vacuum!

Lemons Outside

Bug: OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mom: Whats wrong bug.
Bug: Those people outside popped the lemon!

Bug: My baby is grumpy!
Bug: She has the hungers.
Bug: She probably needs a boob or something.

Bug: I have a cramma D. Sutton, a cramma Sutton, a crampa Sutton and mommy and daddy Sutton. These are my Suttons!

Dad: Bug, you cannot live in the trees

Bug:

Bug (after months of fruitless potty training): Look dad, I made a little poopy!

Mom: Bug, what are you doing?

Bug: …uh, sending email

Mom: What do you want for lunch bug?

Bug: I no lunch. I don’t have the hungries.

Bug: *Screams* Mama, my face!

Mom: What did you do bug?

Bug: …I ran into the wall

Izzy: What are you making Bug.

Bug: It’s a snake, be careful or him bit you!