Category: Funny
New Words
Bug: Don’t anterize me dad.
Dad: Ummm do you mean antagonize?
Bug: See! You’re doing it again!
Grumpy Wizard
Bug: Maybe we can both be grumpy wizards Dad.
Brothers
Dad: Bug, if you had a baby brother what would you name him?
Bug: Nothing! Lets not do that. I don’t want more brothers!
Bug: Nothing! Lets not do that. I don’t want more brothers!
Tree Removal
Dad: Bug, want to come with me to get something to remove the tree stumps.
Bug: YEAH!!!!! lets get something to like yank em out or like how about something to fire them. Lets fire all of the stumps and then the trees and the house and how about we just fire everything and then there wont be any more stumps.
Bug: YEAH!!!!! lets get something to like yank em out or like how about something to fire them. Lets fire all of the stumps and then the trees and the house and how about we just fire everything and then there wont be any more stumps.
Teasing
Bug: I can tease now! I figured it out!
Cheesecake
Bug: Momma! momma! Don’t burn my cheese cakes!
Mom: Do you mean your grilled cheese?Bug: Oh yeah!
Mom: Do you mean your grilled cheese?Bug: Oh yeah!
Mad Because I’m Happy
Bug: I am mad because you are happy. I am not gonna talk about it anymore. We will talk about this later…
Dad: ummmm… ok
Dad: ummmm… ok
Hopscotch
Bug: Mom you got some hopscotch on your pants.
Mom: You mean chalk?
Mom: You mean chalk?
Lost in the Sun
Bug: Don’t throw me up too high or I’ll get lost in the sun forever!!!
Dad: Oh yeah?
Bug: Yeah, and then the planes will get smoke in my hairs.
Dad: Oh yeah?
Bug: Yeah, and then the planes will get smoke in my hairs.