Jen: Would you like to make a plate?
Blake: No, I am not a potter.
Category: Funny
Rich
Dad: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Bug: A mom.
Dad: Do you want a job like I have too or just being a mom?
Bug: Just a mom.
Dad: Well you better marry rich.
Bug: Okay, who is Rich?
Stuck
Nate: Help I cannot get my head out
Food
Dad: Nate, what should we do today.
Nate: We should just eat things.
Power Nap
*walking out of the store*
Bug: I had a good power nap.
Engineers
Bug: You can’t be an engineer, you don’t build things. The only thing you make is beer.
Noses
Nate: Hey Dad! Your nose is upside down.
Demolition
Mom: Nate, do you want to smash things with a hammer.
Nate: Yes, please.
Not today…
Dad: Bug, I love you, you make my life happier.
Bug: Not today I was a total chicken butt.
Jail
Bug: Dad, would you ever want to go to jail.
Me: Uhmmm, no! Why would I want that?
Bug: Well, I will be lonely then.
Me: Why are you planning on going to jail?
Bug: Sometimes it’s really hard not to be bad. I just need to know I won’t be lonely in jail.
Me: 😒🤣