Containers

Radio: “We will qualify people all week and then put them all in a jar. At the end of the week we will shake it up and pick out a winner”

Bug: That’s a weird contest.

Nate: Where do they get a big enough container for all the people?

Make a Plate

Mom: You can make a bowl of spaghetti.

Dad: I don’t think that would hold soup very well.

Nate to Jenna

Nate: There’s marshmallows inside you.

Nate asked Jenna for a kiss on the cheek and she did not here him so he said this as he walked away.

Nate: Well, that did not work out. It did not work out at all.

Dad: Nate, are you alright? You fell out of your bed.

Nate: I did not fall! My bed moved when I was asleep!

Bug: Who even put these walls here. Why do we need them *after running into a wall*

Bug: Why is the letter P not allowed in Costco?

Nate: Give the baby it’s juice. She is getting loud.

Bug: Uuuugh! What even is the point of oatmeal?!

Nate: Stand up so I can “pew” you with this gun.