Letters and Pictures

Nate: Ummm… why are you drawing butts on Madeleines cards?

Dad: What are you talking about? They are words.

Nate: Nope, that’s a butt.

The Missing E

Bug: Why does everyone forget to put this “e” in my name.

Dad: They do not put it in your name because you told them you where Madeline not Madeleine and Madeline is spelled without the middle “e”

Bug: *slowly crosses out “e”* gotcha, makes sense.

Bug: Why does this have so many beans????

Dad: Ummmm, it’s chili. That’s what it is.

Mom: Nate! Stop biting butts. We talked about this.

Bug: You just can’t understand Nate sometimes.

Bug: It’s because he is Irish.

After calling us in because she thought she threw up. Sitting up on her top bunk.

Bug: Just put the bucket on the floor and I’ll aim for it next time.

While taking a shower.

Bug: I must touch the water again! I need it!

Nate: Help, I have been crushed.

Nate: I cannot just hear you.

Dad: What? Why?

Nate: The nights are to loud!

Dad: Nate, come here. What is going on?

Nate: The nights, they are too loud.

Dad: Is it a ringing noise in your ears?

Nate: No! It’s the nights. They keep just marching!

Dad: Oh! Knights?!?!? Like with swords?

Nate: No, they don’t have swords. Just a castle.

Bug: Barbecue sauce really gets Nate’s wheels going huh?