Bug: Thank you daddy that ice pickle was woo-hoo yummy.
Dad: the popsicle?
Bug: Yes, the ice pickle.
Dad: the popsicle?
Bug: Yes, the ice pickle.
Category: Funny
Hot food..
Bug: DAAAAAAAAD!! DAAAAAAAAD!!
Dad: What?
Bug: Blow my peas.
Dad: What?
Bug: Blow my peas.
The ceiling.
Bug: Daddy look.
Dad: What?
Bug: The whole room is up. The whole room is a ceiling.
Dad: What?
Bug: The whole room is up. The whole room is a ceiling.
Pie
I just walked in the door after getting home from work.
Bug: Dada! Dada go store, buy pie!
Muffins
Mom: No you cannot put your muffins in the bathtub.