Prank Time

Livi: *scares her sister*

Dad: Livi it is bedtime. Not prank time.

Livi: Oh man, but I love prank time.

Ear Wax

Livi: why does my earwax taste sour?

Olivia: It’s so weird how you only have one finger.

Dad: I don’t I have all my fingers.

Olivia: I know right.

Olivia: Shut your yap holes.

Olivia: Yes! I love tube food.

Olivia: I am not tall!!! I am teeny!!!

Olivia: I want ‘ogurt mom!

Mom: You mean sour cream on your potato?

Olivia: NO! ‘ogurt here!

Mom: You don’t have to eat a potato but I am not putting yogurt in your shoe…

Miriam: Daddy, why do you call me Honey?

Dad: I call you that like a nickname, do you like it?

Miriam: No.

Me: Do you want me to call you something else?

Miriam: Call me Bond.

Bug: WAIT?! Dad has a chess trophy? I didn’t realize he was cooler than cool!

Dad: What is the number one rule of cooking?

Nate: Don’t touch anything ever.

Bug: Try not to stab other people?