Olivia: It’s so weird how you only have one finger.
Dad: I don’t I have all my fingers.
Olivia: I know right.
Category: Family
Yogurt Shoes
Olivia: I want ‘ogurt mom!
Mom: You mean sour cream on your potato?
Olivia: NO! ‘ogurt here!
Mom: You don’t have to eat a potato but I am not putting yogurt in your shoe…
Oops… Mashed Potatoes
Nate: oops! Mom some of it got in here.
Mom: What got into where?
Nate: Mashed potatoes got into my pajamas.
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Miriam: Daddy, why do you call me Honey?
Dad: I call you that like a nickname, do you like it?
Miriam: No.
Me: Do you want me to call you something else?
Miriam: Call me Bond.
Cooking
Dad: What is the number one rule of cooking?
Nate: Don’t touch anything ever.
Bug: Try not to stab other people?
Chili
Bug: Why does this have so many beans????
Dad: Ummmm, it’s chili. That’s what it is.
Socks
Nate: I wear my shoe socks like Grandpa ‘Wayne’ does.
Headbands
Mom: Take that off your head. We do not play with food.
Nate: I cannot take it off it is my green headband.
I Cannot Hear
Nate: I cannot just hear you.
Dad: What? Why?
Nate: The nights are to loud!
Dad: Nate, come here. What is going on?
Nate: The nights, they are too loud.
Dad: Is it a ringing noise in your ears?
Nate: No! It’s the nights. They keep just marching!
Dad: Oh! Knights?!?!? Like with swords?
Nate: No, they don’t have swords. Just a castle.
Make a Plate
Mom: You can make a bowl of spaghetti.
Dad: I don’t think that would hold soup very well.