Tree Removal

July 8, 2016July 15, 2016 ~ Blake Sutton

Dad: Bug, want to come with me to get something to remove the tree stumps.

Bug: YEAH!!!!! lets get something to like yank em out or like how about something to fire them. Lets fire all of the stumps and then the trees and the house and how about we just fire everything and then there wont be any more stumps.

Mad Because I’m Happy

June 10, 2016July 15, 2016 ~ Blake Sutton

Bug: I am mad because you are happy. I am not gonna talk about it anymore. We will talk about this later…

Dad: ummmm… ok

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Lost in the Sun

May 3, 2016May 3, 2016 ~ Blake Sutton

Bug: Don’t throw me up too high or I’ll get lost in the sun forever!!!

Dad: Oh yeah?

Bug: Yeah, and then the planes will get smoke in my hairs.

Hairy Legs

January 27, 2016January 27, 2016 ~ Blake Sutton

Bug: Hey dad, whats all over your legs?

Dad: Hair. Guys have hairy legs.

Bug: Did it just fall from your head one day and get stuck?
I laughed for a good 5 minutes.

I Do Not Drive!

January 24, 2016January 24, 2016 ~ Blake Sutton

Dad: *through bluetooth to phone* Give me directions to the nearest coffee shop.

Bug: I do not know how to do that. I do not drive…

Mom broke my heart.

December 31, 2015December 30, 2015 ~ Blake Sutton

Bug: Dadda, momma broke my my heart yesterday.

Dad: Why would she break your heart?

Bug: …because Madeleine was being a butthead…

Crash!

December 29, 2015December 28, 2015 ~ Blake Sutton

Walking down the sidewalk and carrying kids I slipped a bit on ice.
Bug: Be careful Dad you could crash!

Dad: How can I crash if I am not driving?

Bug: You can still crash into the ground!!!

Thanks for the house.

December 11, 2015 ~ Blake Sutton

Bug: Thanks for buying us a warm house dad. We really like it.

Fixing Computers

November 19, 2015February 26, 2016 ~ Blake Sutton

Bug: *through a cat door into the basement* daaaaaaaaad

Dad: yes dear?

Bug: You need to please fix my computer. Mom says your the only person who can fix it…

Credit cards

November 5, 2015November 5, 2015 ~ Blake Sutton

…talking about an advertisement with a fake credit card attached…
Mom: I used to like these as a kid.

Dad: Bug would probably like it too put it in her purse.

Mom: Oh! I was talking about the glue strips.