Dad: Nate, No! We don’t store our pizza in eggs!
Category: Daddy
Chili
Dad: Nate, you cannot suck up chilli with a straw…
Castles
Dad: Hey bug, can you build me a castle?
Bug: I would but you didn’t get me the proper tools.
Why Taylor Swift is Popular
Bug: That’s it, I know why Taylor Swift is popular!
Dad: Why is that?
Bug: She has Poppy and Elsa sing all of her songs for her!
My Own Phone
Bug: You know what I’m gonna do… who I’m gonna call?
Dad: Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters?
Bug: Dad, I don’t have my own phone so I don’t know who I am going to call when I am old enough to have a phone but I don’t know ghostbusters so someone else.
Butt I Cannot Sleep
*upon hearing a noise at nearly 1 am I get out of bed to check on it*
Dad: Bug, what are you doing up at this hour?
Bug: My butt told me not to sleep.
Crisbee
Dad: Hey bug what did you do today?
Bug: I ate crisbee and played crisbee
Dad: What is a crisbee?
Bug: They are like sticky… and like square…
Dad: Oh, a rice crispy! But why did you play with it?
Bug: No dad, the crisbee to play with is round.
Dad: Oh! So you played with a frisbee and ate rice crispier!
New Words
Bug: Don’t anterize me dad.
Dad: Ummm do you mean antagonize?
Bug: See! You’re doing it again!
Grumpy Wizard
Bug: Maybe we can both be grumpy wizards Dad.
Brothers
Dad: Bug, if you had a baby brother what would you name him?
Bug: Nothing! Lets not do that. I don’t want more brothers!
Bug: Nothing! Lets not do that. I don’t want more brothers!