Chess

Bug: WAIT?! Dad has a chess trophy? I didn’t realize he was cooler than cool!

Cooking

Dad: What is the number one rule of cooking?

Nate: Don’t touch anything ever.

Bug: Try not to stab other people?

Nate: Ummm… why are you drawing butts on Madeleines cards?

Dad: What are you talking about? They are words.

Nate: Nope, that’s a butt.

Nate: I cannot just hear you.

Dad: What? Why?

Nate: The nights are to loud!

Dad: Nate, come here. What is going on?

Nate: The nights, they are too loud.

Dad: Is it a ringing noise in your ears?

Nate: No! It’s the nights. They keep just marching!

Dad: Oh! Knights?!?!? Like with swords?

Nate: No, they don’t have swords. Just a castle.

Mom: You can make a bowl of spaghetti.

Dad: I don’t think that would hold soup very well.

Dad: Nate, are you alright? You fell out of your bed.

Nate: I did not fall! My bed moved when I was asleep!

Jen: Would you like to make a plate?

Blake: No, I am not a potter.

Bug: You can’t be an engineer, you don’t build things. The only thing you make is beer.

*Nate bursts into the bathroom while I was in their*

Nate: Sorry dude!

Dad: *singing*

Nate: …stop…