Chili

Dad: Nate, you cannot suck up chilli with a straw…

Fried Eggs

‪According to Bug, eggs over easy are “runny eggs in a blanket” and sunny side up are “runny eggs no blanket”

Bug: That’s it, I know why Taylor Swift is popular!

Dad: Why is that?

Bug: She has Poppy and Elsa sing all of her songs for her!

Dad: Bug, if you had a baby brother what would you name him?

Bug: Nothing! Lets not do that. I don’t want more brothers!

Bug: I can tease now! I figured it out!

Bug: Look guys! The mountains are growing broccoli!

Bug: Mom you got some hopscotch on your pants.

Mom: You mean chalk?

Mom: Bug, aren’t your eyes tired?

Bug: No they just have water in them cause I had to cry.

Bug: Mommy said she was going to sell me to the circus… It was not really a funny joke. I did not laugh at that.

Bug: Mommy can I get my ring now
Mom: What ring baby?
Bug: My wedding ring, I really want one. I want to love someone so much I marry them.