Bug: Momma! momma! Don’t burn my cheese cakes!
Mom: Do you mean your grilled cheese?Bug: Oh yeah!
Mom: Do you mean your grilled cheese?Bug: Oh yeah!
Author: Jenna Sutton
Wedding Rings
Bug: Mommy can I get my ring now
Mom: What ring baby?
Bug: My wedding ring, I really want one. I want to love someone so much I marry them.
Shoes
Bug: I want to wear my frozen shoes.
Mom: no we have to wear our tennis shoes today
Bug: but I don’t like those crack shoes I want to be pretty
Mom: no we have to wear our tennis shoes today
Bug: but I don’t like those crack shoes I want to be pretty
Coinsidence
Getting out of the car…
Mom: Ready Freddy!
Bug: I’m not Freddy, I’m Madeleine!
Mom: What a coinsidence I have a little girl named Madeleine.
Bug: I’m not a coinsidence, I’m that Madeleine!
Bug: I’m not Freddy, I’m Madeleine!
Mom: What a coinsidence I have a little girl named Madeleine.
Bug: I’m not a coinsidence, I’m that Madeleine!
My face!
Bug: *Screams* Mama, my face!
Mom: What did you do bug?
Bug: …I ran into the wall
Mom: What did you do bug?
Bug: …I ran into the wall