Bug: Look guys! The mountains are growing broccoli!
Author: Blake Sutton
Hopscotch
Bug: Mom you got some hopscotch on your pants.
Mom: You mean chalk?
Mom: You mean chalk?
Lost in the Sun
Bug: Don’t throw me up too high or I’ll get lost in the sun forever!!!
Dad: Oh yeah?
Bug: Yeah, and then the planes will get smoke in my hairs.
Dad: Oh yeah?
Bug: Yeah, and then the planes will get smoke in my hairs.
Watery Eyes
Mom: Bug, aren’t your eyes tired?
Bug: No they just have water in them cause I had to cry.
Bug: No they just have water in them cause I had to cry.
The Circus
Bug: Mommy said she was going to sell me to the circus… It was not really a funny joke. I did not laugh at that.
Duct tape
After taping here puzzle piece.
Bug: Wow mom, you can fix anything!
Bug: Wow mom, you can fix anything!
Spiders
Bug: The spider scared mommy out of the crap and she went ahhhhhhh!
Eyebrows
Bug: Gramma, what are these?
Grandma Sutton: Those are your eyebrows.
Bug: Look you have eyebrows. I don’t think Nate has eyebrows.
Grandma Sutton: He has them; they are small and pale.
Bug: Mom? Do you have eyebrows?
Grandma Sutton: Those are your eyebrows.
Bug: Look you have eyebrows. I don’t think Nate has eyebrows.
Grandma Sutton: He has them; they are small and pale.
Bug: Mom? Do you have eyebrows?
Hairy Legs
Bug: Hey dad, whats all over your legs?
Dad: Hair. Guys have hairy legs.
Bug: Did it just fall from your head one day and get stuck?
Dad: Hair. Guys have hairy legs.
Bug: Did it just fall from your head one day and get stuck?
I laughed for a good 5 minutes.
Sunsets
*while driving to Grandma and Grandpa Suttons house*
Bug: Woooooooahhhhhhh!!!!
Dad: What bug?
Bug: Grandma painted their bumps orange!
Bug: Woooooooahhhhhhh!!!!
Dad: What bug?
Bug: Grandma painted their bumps orange!
