Language

Bug: You just can’t understand Nate sometimes.

Bug: It’s because he is Irish.

Headbands

Mom: Take that off your head. We do not play with food.

Nate: I cannot take it off it is my green headband.

After calling us in because she thought she threw up. Sitting up on her top bunk.

Bug: Just put the bucket on the floor and I’ll aim for it next time.

While taking a shower.

Bug: I must touch the water again! I need it!

Nate: Help, I have been crushed.

Nate: I cannot just hear you.

Dad: What? Why?

Nate: The nights are to loud!

Dad: Nate, come here. What is going on?

Nate: The nights, they are too loud.

Dad: Is it a ringing noise in your ears?

Nate: No! It’s the nights. They keep just marching!

Dad: Oh! Knights?!?!? Like with swords?

Nate: No, they don’t have swords. Just a castle.

Bug: Barbecue sauce really gets Nate’s wheels going huh?

Radio: “We will qualify people all week and then put them all in a jar. At the end of the week we will shake it up and pick out a winner”

Bug: That’s a weird contest.

Nate: Where do they get a big enough container for all the people?

Mom: You can make a bowl of spaghetti.

Dad: I don’t think that would hold soup very well.

Nate to Jenna

Nate: There’s marshmallows inside you.