Oops… Mashed Potatoes

Nate: oops! Mom some of it got in here.

Mom: What got into where?

Nate: Mashed potatoes got into my pajamas.

Firefighter Pets

Bug: Just so you all know elephants would make good firefighter pets.

Miriam: Daddy, why do you call me Honey?

Dad: I call you that like a nickname, do you like it?

Miriam: No.

Me: Do you want me to call you something else?

Miriam: Call me Bond.

Bug: WAIT?! Dad has a chess trophy? I didn’t realize he was cooler than cool!

Dad: What is the number one rule of cooking?

Nate: Don’t touch anything ever.

Bug: Try not to stab other people?

Nate: Ummm… why are you drawing butts on Madeleines cards?

Dad: What are you talking about? They are words.

Nate: Nope, that’s a butt.

Bug: Why does everyone forget to put this “e” in my name.

Dad: They do not put it in your name because you told them you where Madeline not Madeleine and Madeline is spelled without the middle “e”

Bug: *slowly crosses out “e”* gotcha, makes sense.

Bug: Why does this have so many beans????

Dad: Ummmm, it’s chili. That’s what it is.

Nate: I wear my shoe socks like Grandpa ‘Wayne’ does.

Mom: Nate! Stop biting butts. We talked about this.