Dad: *through bluetooth to phone* Give me directions to the nearest coffee shop.
Bug: I do not know how to do that. I do not drive…
Bug: I do not know how to do that. I do not drive…
Author: Blake Sutton
Microwaves!!
Catie: Bug do you know what happens next month?
Bug: Yeah, I have to teach a class to some kids.
Catie: Oh, I see. Do you know what else, you have a birthday and get to turn 3!
Bug: Yaaaayyy! And I’ll get a microwave to cook my food in as my present!!
Bug: Yeah, I have to teach a class to some kids.
Catie: Oh, I see. Do you know what else, you have a birthday and get to turn 3!
Bug: Yaaaayyy! And I’ll get a microwave to cook my food in as my present!!
Mom broke my heart.
Bug: Dadda, momma broke my my heart yesterday.
Dad: Why would she break your heart?
Bug: …because Madeleine was being a butthead…
Dad: Why would she break your heart?
Bug: …because Madeleine was being a butthead…
Crash!
Walking down the sidewalk and carrying kids I slipped a bit on ice.
Bug: Be careful Dad you could crash!
Dad: How can I crash if I am not driving?
Bug: You can still crash into the ground!!!
Christmas Time
Mom: Bug what do you want to make daddy for Christmas?
Bug: A car game, dad loves car games.
Bug: A car game, dad loves car games.
Thanks for the house.
Bug: Thanks for buying us a warm house dad. We really like it.
It’s not a vacuum
Mom had to backout and straighten the car while parking.
Bug: Mom stop! It’s not a vacuum!
Bug: Mom stop! It’s not a vacuum!
Fixing Computers
Bug: *through a cat door into the basement* daaaaaaaaad
Dad: yes dear?
Bug: You need to please fix my computer. Mom says your the only person who can fix it…
Dad: yes dear?
Bug: You need to please fix my computer. Mom says your the only person who can fix it…
Credit cards
…talking about an advertisement with a fake credit card attached…
Mom: I used to like these as a kid.
Dad: Bug would probably like it too put it in her purse.
Mom: Oh! I was talking about the glue strips.
Just a Bandaid
Dad: Bug, what’s wrong?
Bug: I don’t know dad I prolly need a bandaid.
Dad: You think a bandaid will fix it?
Bug: I don’t know dad I’m not a doctor.
Bug: I don’t know dad I prolly need a bandaid.
Dad: You think a bandaid will fix it?
Bug: I don’t know dad I’m not a doctor.